Surprised By Animal

1 year ago
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they'd be called "bagels"!What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!How do you organize a space party? You "planet"!Why did the squirrel bring a ladder? Because it wanted to go nuts!What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite!Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little "boogie" in it!What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!

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