Breaking News: Alien Bodies Discovered in Peru!

A pair of what are claimed to be bodies of alien beings have been presented before the Mexican Congress.

Jaime Maussan, a journalist and ufologist, who led the event, gave evidence before politicians, telling them that nearly a third of the figures' DNA was of unknown origin.

Mr Maussan told the Mexico City delegation the specimens had been examined at the Autonomous National University Of Mexico.

He said scientists used radiocarbon dating to gather DNA evidence, and X-rays had shown one to have "eggs" inside.

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