how can you look at me n not laugh

i had to tape my glasses back together
advertising my broke ass
why pay for sumin that's just gonna get broke all over again
i'd rather repeatedly fix sumin than damage yet another thing that i buy
maybe my whole attitude is wrong
things become decrepit as they get older
i'm a pain in society's ass so it figures that i always have pain in mine
i never remember any of these hits on stage
pillows n posters n plastic toys
why does ag use props?
i always think that there's some way that i can make it easier but it never works, i get stuck no matter what
the problem i have doin comedy is the same problem i have doin life
ag goes off on red truck (and myself)
i get so mad when i see shitty driving
i paid the penalty of totaling my last car RIP fiona (red chevy aveo)
this is the exaggerated ag even tho there's a tiny part of me that's serious
i hope that person has some self-realization later
Christian comedian CUNT
society will never be right
stupid people will always cater to wrong people
racism, bigotry n insensitivity aren't good
if you feel attacked all becuz somebody said sumin that you don't like, that's the devil fuckin w/ yer head
i am really lucky to have worked in the service industry for so long that i notice a lot that most people don't
drugs that make you lame n stupid not the fun ones
it's good that i exiled myself from being a booze hound
most don't wanna do the relationship thing anymore
men n women don't trust each other, how many podcasts n political panels do we really need to remind us of this
cashing in on the collective suicide of west civ *red pill (fentanyl)
good people profit off the world's demise?
sari to keep repeating myself here
relevance is more important that originality
sad to think that people dunno how boring they are due to their desire to fit in