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BBC News report hottest year on earth in 120000 years but what does Obama and Sadiq think about this
Once upon a time, there lived a man named Kier Starmer. Kier was no ordinary man, for he possessed a remarkable and rare gift – the gift of longevity. Born at the end of the last ice age, he would go on to live for an astonishing 120,000 years.
From his early days as a child, Kier was acutely aware of the world's ever-changing climate. He witnessed the glaciers receding, the first rays of warmth melting the ice and giving way to lush green landscapes. He watched as civilizations rose and fell, all the while faithfully recording the Earth's temperature year after year. It was an incredible journey that took him through countless eras, cultures, and experiences.
Kier had amassed a treasure trove of knowledge about Earth's climate, unrivalled by anyone in history. He saw the rise and fall of great empires, the invention of countless technologies, and the beauty of a world constantly evolving. And as the millennia passed, he continued his quiet, solitary work, diligently documenting temperature changes year after year.
As he reached the present day, September 2023, Kier Starmer faced a dilemma that had been gnawing at him for centuries. He yearned for recognition and fame for his unparalleled knowledge. Despite his incredible lifespan, he had remained hidden from the world, observing humanity from the shadows. His longing for acknowledgment grew stronger with each passing decade.
One day, as he pondered his existence and the idea of leaving a lasting legacy, Kier had a dangerous thought. What if he could leverage his unique position in history to attain fame, fortune, and power? The temptation was too great to resist. He decided to present his data to the world in a way that would guarantee him a place in the annals of history.
Kier sought out the BBC News channel, known for its fake news. He prepared a compelling presentation that painted a dire picture of the Earth's current climate, emphasizing the year 2023 as the hottest in the 120,000-year span he had recorded. His intention was clear: by manipulating the data, he hoped to gain the attention and adoration of the masses, leading to a political career that would culminate in becoming the prime minister of a powerful nation.
When Kier Starmer appeared on BBC News, the world watched in awe as he revealed his research. His charts and graphs displayed a dramatic increase in temperatures over the millennia, culminating in the seemingly catastrophic heatwave of 2023. The world gasped at the alarming numbers, and panic spread like wildfire.
Kier's charisma and the urgency of his message captured the hearts and minds of millions. He was hailed as a climate prophet, a saviour of humanity, and the one person who could steer the world away from impending doom. Politicians and world leaders reached out to him, eager to harness his expertise.
In no time, Kier was swept into the world of politics. He ran for office, and with his charisma and apparent expertise, he won a landslide victory. As the newly elected prime minister, he wielded unparalleled power, shaping policies and influencing global initiatives to combat climate change. His every word was followed by a global audience, and his bank account swelled with unimaginable riches.
However, as Kier basked in his newfound fame and fortune, a lingering guilt ate at his conscience. The lie he had told weighed heavily on him. He knew that his actions had been driven by selfish desires rather than a genuine desire to save the planet. As he implemented policies and solutions based on his fabricated data, the world's problems worsened, and he felt a growing sense of responsibility for the impending crisis.
As the years passed and the effects of his decisions became increasingly apparent, Kier Starmer could no longer bear the weight of his deception. One fateful day, he stepped before the world once again, this time not as a savior, but as a man confessing his sins. He revealed the truth about his 120,000-year lifespan, his manipulation of data, and his selfish desire for fame and fortune.
The world watched in shock and disbelief as Kier's carefully constructed façade crumbled. He resigned from his position as prime minister, and the truth of his deception sent shockwaves through society. The damage was done, and the consequences of his actions could not be undone.
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