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"If You're So Depressed How Come You're Eating Pizza?" (Corey Haim, Lucas 1986) [Music Video] (2023)
Music video/visualizer for "If You're So Depressed How Come You're Eating Pizza? (Dance Mix)" inspired by the 1986 film "Lucas" starring Corey Haim, Charlie Sheen, Kerri Green, and Winona Ryder.. taken from the new musical album in tribute of the film entitled "Lucas Soundtrack 1986: The Dance Mix Collection" produced by myself, available on all streaming platforms!!
As a kid, I always thought the scene where Maggie broke a date with Lucas (because Cappie was sad that his girlfriend broke up with him) was stupid. Especially when Lucas decided to get snarky...
"If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?"
Even though Lucas knew the answer already..
"GO! Eat pizza! Don't let ME spoil your depression..."
As a kid, I thought (and still do) that Lucas was acting like a selfish jerk, only thinking about himself, ignoring Cappie's broken heart in the name of narcissistic & egocentric lust.
Cappie was heartbroken, devastated.. Maggie wanted to be there him, show friendly support and cheer him up with a little pizza (and later on, make out with Cap in front of the pizza parlor like a common whore, but that's another story)...
But over the years, I turned the "if you're so depressed" and "go eat pizza" into a catchphrase amongst friends, always remembered it, would laugh at the memory...
Watch the scene from the film here: https://youtu.be/ZP3XV_ZMzI8
So yeah, 30 years later, decided to make a dance mix using that awful quote (was supposed to be like "Batdance" by Prince with Lucas stuff instead, but morphed into a Depeche Mode type dance track). But as usual, one mix became 2, then 5, then 28..... then became a full blown "Lucas" inspired musical album....
"You're So Depressed," along with MANY FANTASTIC "Lucas" inspired dance mixes is now available on the 2023 "Lucas Soundtrack 1986: The Dance Mix Collection" by aronorion, released on Vreemd Opties Records featuring the timeless saga of "Lucas" set to modern dance beats with amazing production!!!!
Stream the "If You're So Depressed How Come You're Eating Pizza? (Dance Mix)" single here!
Youtube: https://youtu.be/33S75U-JhRk?si=oJHV2-2f-fRapxu_
Spotify https://open.spotify.com/track/5t7rfFBkK9gdIPrtDnrEA4
And for MORE LUCAS FUN, check out the full album with MANY AMAZING MIXES based on "Lucas!"
Lucas Soundtrack 1986: The Dance Mix Collection
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/1l27rA2JhYkEEpRxBaeUaE
Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_m3OB9-mvnadMpm7Tzij5cMXlMwd7ffE3o
Bandcamp: https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-lucas-1986-the-dance-mix-collection-remix-album
Apple: https://music.apple.com/us/album/lucas/1689849985
Deezer: https://www.deezer.com/en/album/446535235
Also available! Lucas inspired maxi-singles/remix ep's!
If You're So Depressed [Maxi-Single]
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/7cVvvGuhXH2Tvv4Wn4EuiI
Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mNIX0Zucf8lAx65et2twDXeZ7iAzsbw-Q
Bandcamp: https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-if-youre-so-depressed-then-why-u-eating-pizza-maxi-single
Depression [Maxi-Single]
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/0fHNxiJCSGXxdRSRosK0XM
Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lOIeRo6ZppH-1C2EoN0eLolOLQn2hRItw
Bandcamp: https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-depression-maxi-single
I'm Gonna Puke [Remix EP]
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/3EaecdFcwbFkOWYxzTizvN?si=YeDmLEliR5OgsUD_5Tyrbw
Youtube: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_k2fwsuo_8qugGD6Vwd2anjz1cRQVyrZWg
Bandcamp: https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-im-gonna-puke-remix-ep
If You're So Depressed Then Why U Eating Pizza? [Remix EP]
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Bandcamp: https://aronorion.bandcamp.com/album/2023-if-youre-so-depressed-then-why-u-eating-pizza-deluxe-ep
Corey Haim RIP!!! :(
This video was made as a total tribute to the film, and hopefully it will inspire others to stream it, watch it, and enjoy!
Stream the film "Lucas" now!!
Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.com/Lucas-Corey-Haim/dp/B0184L91MO
HBO Max: https://www.hbo.com/movies/lucas
Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/lucas-4c1cffce-4535-424c-ac97-b734015658a7
Starz: https://www.starz.com/us/en/open/47066
Don't forget to subscribe to my NEW music channel, where I'm uploading my entire audio discography of works from the early 90's through the 2000's, 2010's, as well as NEW material and music videos! Lots of fun content, lowfi bedroom pop, LOTS of humor, experimental, found sound, dance music, nu disco, prank calls, field recordings, genre mockery, offensive comedy, instrumentals, soundtracks, indie pop.. https://www.youtube.com/@aronorion
But the Bandcamp is more fun! https://aronorion.bandcamp.com
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