New Movie Trailer - Ugly Truth of Majestyk Melon Farming - Fighting Off Prairie Mobster Varmints

Yes, even here in remote Montana there are criminal operations that prey on the innocent farmers, ranchers and other rural innocents. (Even though I openly chuckled just writing such hilarity. But have to follow the script.)
Such struggles have been noticed by Hollywood, thank goodness. And since they've mostly exhausted destroying all other genres, they're considering a blockbuster motion picture on the unsung battles of those on the front line against crime, greed and exploitation to bring fresh melons to your table. Granted, I only managed THREE this year (and only recognized them as melons very recently) but we stand with our farmer brothers and sisters!
Still awaiting word back from the studio. Maybe their emails accidentally went to SPAM ... stand by ...