Help! A goat ate my shorts!

1 year ago
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Five Dolla: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/five-dolla
Goat Theme: https://sexualobster.bandcamp.com/track/help-a-goat-ate-my-shorts

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Lyrics:
5 dolla in my pocket so nice
Just enough to buy a fat bag of ice
@RisqueBisquet
Can't afford juice chew ice in my car
Drive to the highschool to pick up my Grandpa

@13menrollingdown
Two plus two plus zero plus one
I could buy a small fraction of a gun
@Turnil321
5 dollars worth less every day
It's the reptilians fault I say

@SuperShadowGuard
5 bucks, not enough for artichoke
Don't give a damn if I go broke
@SlashBolt
It's called inflation and it's here to stay
Not the kind that grandpa does in a sexy way

@thisnameismine
A movie ticket costs nineteen ninety nine
Might as well get drunk on a bladder of wine
@clownymoosebean
Five dollars used to buy a footlong
Now i gotta suck toes where did i go wrong

@lonewanderer7926
Buy some chips eat them at the bus stop
Im the boss of the dollar shop
@thelegguy
5 dolla in my pocket, grandpa in the locket
Not because he's dead, just because I care about him

5 dolla! 5 dolla!

@lonewanderer7926
Every day I worked hard for this note
Even though it's not enough to fix my boat

@lonewanderer7926
Such potential, what a time to be alive
Strutting around with my dollars five

@eldonhoffman855
Small change fills my pockets with elation
Makes my moist groin subject to inflation

@thelordandsaviourcattochri3539
My pocket's feeling light, and you know I'm down bad
5 dolla just enough to motorboat a saggy grand-dad.

Five dolla getting sadder and sadder
Lay my weary head upon this goon bladder
@cheesyboygouda
Wont remember nothing from tonight
Five dollar in my pocket makes it feel all right

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