Tiktok Mysticism: BoisClip

Sorry babe, but the stars wouldn't lie to you would they? And because Venus is in retrograde I need that immaculate sloppy. That life altering gluck. That cosmic gawk gawk. That interdimensional dome. That ponytail for extra leverage type, once in a blue moon, prove you love me, soul suction.

Don't say I never did anything for you, I just fumbled every crystal girl with daddy issue on the planet just to write that joke. I hope you enjoy

Link to full episode: https://youtu.be/mcSqNcfI7Zw