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A stand-up made in chatgpt (Ricky Gervais style)
A stand-up made in chatgpt (Ricky Gervais style)
Alright, settle down, settle down, you bunch of potential disappointments. You know, I've always wondered why we call it 'settling down.' Sounds more like giving up, doesn't it? Like, "Well, I've officially given up on excitement; let's settle down for a lifetime of monotony!"
You ever find yourself in a conversation with someone you barely know, and suddenly, you're stuck in the Bermuda Triangle of small talk? "So, how's the weather?" "Oh, it's just as disappointing as our conversation." I mean, honestly, who invented small talk? It's like the world's worst icebreaker for people who can't handle silence.
And don't even get me started on those awkward silences. I love when someone says, "Well, this is awkward," as if naming the awkwardness will make it go away. "Oh, you think it's awkward now? Watch me talk about my tax deductions for the next 20 minutes."
Technology, folks. Can't live with it, can't figure out how to turn it off when it's spying on you. I've got a smart home, or as I like to call it, "an overly judgmental home." My smart thermostat judges my temperature preferences. "Are you cold, Ricky? Are you sure you need that extra degree of warmth?" Yes, I do, you condescending piece of plastic!
And speaking of technology, why do we even have phone numbers anymore? No one answers the phone. If someone calls me, I assume it's an emergency, or worse, a telemarketer. "Hi, Ricky, I'm calling to tell you about a fantastic opportunity to buy a timeshare in Antarctica." Sure, because that's on my bucket list!
Social media, it's a weird place, isn't it? Everyone's sharing their highlight reel, pretending their lives are a non-stop party. But in reality, they're probably watching Netflix in their pajamas like the rest of us. It's all about validation, isn't it? You post a photo, and you wait for those likes to roll in. It's like fishing for compliments in a sea of strangers. "Come on, like my photo, and I'll feel validated for another five minutes."
And what's the deal with Instagram influencers? "Hey, I'm an influencer; look at me in my tropical paradise with my perfectly placed coconut drink." Meanwhile, I'm here like, "I'm a 'de-influencer'; look at me in my mismatched socks with my microwave dinner." I'm influencing people to lower their expectations.
Now, I'm getting older, and I've noticed some changes. Remember when you were a kid, and you'd bounce back from anything? Fall off your bike, scrape your knee, and you'd be up and running in minutes. Now, I stub my toe, and it's like, "Well, that's it; I guess I'm retiring from life." You ever wake up and think, "Why does everything hurt for no reason?" That's just aging saying, "Welcome to the 'everything hurts' club."
Alright, folks, I've rambled on enough tonight. Remember, life is a bit of a mess, but that's what makes it interesting. Embrace the awkwardness, laugh at the absurdity, and if you can't find the humor in life, well, then you're just not looking hard enough. Goodnight, you beautiful disappointments!
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