Yuma vs Vector Round 1: A Yu-Gi-Oh Duel

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V Salamander Effect:
When this card is Normal Summoned: You can target 1 "Number 39: Utopia" in your Graveyard; Special Summon that target. You can target 1 "V" monster you control; equip this monster you control to that target. Once per turn, while this card is equipped to a monster: You can Special Summon this equipped card. Once per turn, while this card is equipped to a monster, when the equipped monster just activated an effect that targets: That effect now targets all monsters your opponent controls. If a monster(s) your opponent controls is destroyed by that effect: Inflict damage to your opponent equal to the combined ATK of the destroyed monsters on the field.