one of the few women that knows she is mentally ill *ag standup @ cafe coco

that's the air conditioning
an arsenic treat that's what this is
i brought my taco to stabilize me
we're killing you in every possible way (the govt doesn't say this but that's what they mean when they warn you about the "air quality")
socialism is for stupid people
pillow made in china (what isn't?)
i wanna feel closer to china tho, glad that EVERYTHING is made there
so many things you can do w/ a pillow
i love being alone, it's totally underrated
waaaaay more alone than anyone thinks they are
eating right or simply just not eating
i can sure as shit tell people what to do up here
ag encourages audience participation
they seriously think i dunno how crazy i am
hey that was a female laugh right there, WINNING
i sound like bellybutton laughing like that. that's a black laugh
don't tread on me underwear since ya know...
yawl need to agree w/ me more
it's not really a joke haha
i dodged a decapitation, that was the point in this technology yawl
that taco was amazing
i never registered to buy a gun but brandon is probably right since i checked myself into a psych ward a few years ago
i'm glad i have back up in case i need it