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Appearing for One Night Only, Major Mike Webb Command Performance at Alexandria Public Schools
[FOB FREEDOM, August 24, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .
Who’s thinking sold-out audiences? He’s not an educator, definitely not an “educator approved” candidate, and not a parent, at all, is promoting addressing the learning loss in public schools, even though he had attended only private and parochial schools. And, perhaps, in November, the community of the most government scientists, and the most educated, by credentials in the entire state, will voice their opinion on a referendum as to whether affirming your child’s personal pronouns and choices of restrooms is the love they need, or affirming their opportunities for academic excellence and success.
He’s just another run-of-the-mill, pesky, fringe independent who managed not only to get in, but also successfully graduate from a small private college that 86 Arlington Public Schools students had tried to get in, but only two succeeded—and not even one of 36 attempts from the diverse class of great athletes at Wakefield were successful, as if that mattered, because he ain’t really Black. For almost a decade, he has floated around the periphery of Northern Virginia politics, and has found Arlington Democrats in sound agreement with Arlington GOP: “Keep Mike Webb away from our schools!” Who knew how much they loved that SUV over their kids?
Major Mike Webb, immediately after graduation for Washington & Lee University, a private college in the Shenandoah, had the opportunity to make a miracle occur at a major New York City commercial bank, reducing a half billion dollar risk to the bank down to a $100k write-off in less than a year. As just a lieutenant, Webb, yet again, applied his skills as a turnaround expert, restoring property accountability to a logistics section that had failed four consecutive years of command inspections from INSCOM, resulting in a relief for cause for one senior captain. But like his motto says, “You can’t save the world, if you are never born,” and this is a democracy, where the people have spoken.
“Hey! They ain’t my damned kids, and it’s not like we’re friends,” laughed Webb.
Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.
Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.
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