i feel too guilty to kill myself thank you Lord *ag bombs @ bobby's (standup "comedy")

my bff ronnit
i hate this so much
it's always hard to leave the house
the other dog is real and this one is real in my mind
arlo (paisley's brother) committed suicide
of course ronnit sits right in front of the camera hahaha
sex life support...j/k pulled that plug
so many people are pussies
i'm really serious about people killing themselves since they are only continuing to live whilst dead
just behead me please
standup comedy is a suicidal career path
online influencers are influenced by shit online
everything is so feminine it's depressing
so much gloom n doom
i always know what's up
hobbs is so drunk
somebody always fucks up my system haha