"Japanese Woman Frozen for 25 Years Revives" (4k) Funny Vintage News Story [80's] (Lost Media)

This is from a time. A simpler time. When fake news had the decency to be funny. Oh how we yearn for those halcyon days. Whatever halcyon means... hold on...(https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Halcyon). Ok that settles it- urban dictionary definitely does not know what halcyon means. Which is odd, it's usually the most reliable source. Like The Sun newspaper.

"Japanese woman freeze dried and comes back to life 25 years later and 35 pounds heavier."

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The Today Show 1988.