"It's Just Like an Avocado 5 Hour Energy Drink Commercial" 2010 (Lost Media)

Wow. This is the calmest, slowest moving, sleep inducing EXTREME ENERGY DRINK commercial I've ever seen. When I think of a 5 hour energy drink, I think of a casual stroll through a quiet diner as well. Very quiet, very strolling. Like, why not show the line cook chugging one of these? He's the only one who's going to drink one of these nasty things. And no, it's not "just like an avocado," it's just a concentrated diet pepsi with extra caffeine sprinkled in. It tastes like windex. Nobody drinks it for it's "avacado like" properties. People drink it so they can work a 12 hour shift and drive home without falling asleep.

The real news:
https://www.reviewjournal.com/business/conventions/makers-of-5-hour-energy-shot-launching-new-drink-at-las-vegas-show-2452842/

2010.