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From hilarious excursions up the living room curtains to sneaky missions to steal a piece of chicken off your dinner plate, cats are undoubtedly quirky pets. Each one comes with his or her own likes, dislikes, and distinct personalities. Cat lovers know and embrace this truth, talking up their feline housemates to basically anyone who will listen.
And there have been some pretty funny feline observations over the years. From former presidents to poets and cartoonists, everyone has something to say about cats.
So, if you’re looking for funny cat quotes to express a truth about your fluffiest friend, keep reading. Chances are we have just the quote for the occasion
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause the most inconvenience.” – Pam Brown, Poet
“One cat just leads to another.” – Ernest Hemingway, Writer
“Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.” – Christopher Hitchens, Writer
“A cat will do what it wants when it wants, and there’s not a thing you can do about it.” – Frank Perkins, Composer
“Cats are a mysterious kind of folk.” – Sir Walter Scott, Writer
“As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat.” – Ellen Perry Berkeley, Writer
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