Ready for AI sub-parenting? Meet Moxie who speaks affirmation to your child...

Is your child depressed? Have the anti-depressants you’ve been sneaking in their food begun to lose effect? Are you too busy with yourself to give proper attention to your own family?

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Leave the parenting up to the corporations while you turn your back and let Big Brothers AI systems raise your child for you!