What is the worst thing you ve overheard while pretending to be asleep? #betrayal #sleep

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What is the worst thing you've overheard while pretending to be asleep?
I pretended to sleep through the doctor sitting at my kitchen table telling my dad he had stage 3 cancer. I was 9.He's totally fine now! But it really sucked at the time.
My father telling my mother that sometimes he just wanted to kill me (I was 5 years old when I overheard this). Being that my Dad was an alcoholic and full of rage I believed him and lived my entire childhood believing he was going to kill me.
Freshman college roommate watching porn on his laptop wearing headphones, humping his mattress like there’s no tomorrow.
That I was dying with Meningitis but jokes on the doctors I'm still kicking
My grandparents won $10000 at the casino, and they told all of their children (and presumably gave them some of that money) except my dad. My dad is a dick so I didn’t tell him either.
My “friends†talking about going into my wallet later and steal my money, and then leave before I notice, I kicked them out
'no wonder people at school think he's gay' - my step mum
My older brother in the next room when he snuck a girl in. They had sex for about a minute and then I could hear him apologizing for about 20. May not be the worst ever, but its definitely the funniest.
Probably the funniest was on a camping trip with the boys. I have sleep apnea and use a cpap machine. I overheard a couple of my mates talking about smoking a joint and hotboxing me through the air intake of my cpap machine.
Probably my dad's dementia screaming. Usually nothing is wrong, but he'll wake up at 4 or 5 in the morning to yell at God and grind his teeth. You never do get used to it.
My mum's boyfriend sloppily trying to flock my mum all drunk as shit whilst we're all sharing the same flocking Hotel room. I was 13.
You can cum on my tits or my belly but not inside me...This was coming from the top bunk, I was on the bottom bunk. I snuck out and went somewhere else.
Not me, but my wife heard her boyfriend having sex with her best friend. This was obviously long before we met.
My mom and aunt talking, thinking 10 year old me was asleep.Aunt, "Little Runs_N_Goses is so cute."Mom, " No, he's not very good looking at all."
My mom having an affair with her fiance’s best friend (who was married). In the same room that I was sleeping in. I was like 10 years old.Edit: spelling
I was a camp counselor... two girls very much liked to make hot or not lists. One of them suggested a male counselor was hot, and the other said he was saying mean things about me behind my back, which made him not hot. Hurt to hear that from my campers, but glad they supported me.
When I was a wee tot, I pretended to be asleep in the family room so I wouldn't have to actually go to ved and once my parents were distracted, I could keep watching TV.I then got to hear my dad proposition my mom for couch sex...it's been many years so I don't remember exaxtly what he said, but it was something along the lines of "hop on Pop."
My sisters soon to be fiance wanking while saying her name
My family were staying at a friends house and had to share a room. My dad comes to bed hammered and says to my mum something along the lines of does it impress you that I'm this drunk and can still perform. I actually wanted to die
The person in the bunk under me beating his dick like it owed him money.
Something like “She’s too old for this, I’m not going to carry her up to bed anymore†. and that was the last time I was magically transported from the living room couch to my bedroom.
My roommate's one night stand dismount because "his dick was hitting her bladder" and she waddled off for a piss before getting back on top.
My roommate and her FWB having loud, dirty-talk sex. I'd just had my wisdom teeth out and I think they assumed I was passed out on pain meds.
my sister got drunk and I heard a loud thud and she blacked out, two of her friends and my mom and dad were shouting at each-other and they were saying to shut up cause they didn't want to wake me up and they were all crying thinking she was dead and I couldn't tell my sister I was happy she didn't die. now I appreciate seeng her every week.
My then-boyfriend opening up our bedroom door to show me off to his friends while I was sleeping. It was the middle of summer so I was lying butt naked on our bed. He thought I was asleep. Huge fight occurred the next morning and we were not dating for long after that event.Wtf man. I’m still pissed off about that. You knew I was naked.
My dad and stepmom was having a foursome with a couple of their friends.We we're at a summerhouse and they did it in the living room. I felt so uncomfortable eating breakfast the next day