RBH 12 The Green Ordeal - Fractional Parking, EV Fire @ SEA, Climate Lockdowns

RBH 12 The Green Ordeal - Fractional Parking, EV Fire @ SEA, Climate Lockdowns

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Ah, the Arcata gateway parking debacle - a true conundrum that would leave even the brightest minds scratching their heads! Imagine an apartment building with a grand total of 6 parking spaces, and not just any building - a building housing 48 possible drivers! It's almost like they are competing for the title of "most creative parking solution." Hats off to the masterminds behind this fractional parking cluster of fucks!

And speaking of genius, our dear ocean shippers are doing their best to keep up with the electrifying trend of electric vehicles. Who knew that carrying EVs could be such a high-stakes game of ketchup? As if the environmental concerns weren't enough, now we have to worry about the risk of ships catching fire! It's like a real-life game of "Hot Wheels," where the stakes are not just plastic toys, but massive cargo ships!

But hey, fear not! Klaus Schwab's daughter, the prophet of climate lockdowns, has come to enlighten us all. Brace yourselves, folks, because permanent climate lockdowns are on the horizon. Who needs personal freedoms and the ability to live our lives when we can have permanent restrictions and lockdowns to save the planet? It's like a never-ending party, except the party is in our homes, and we're not invited!

The future is looking bright, my friends. With fractional parking challenges and fiery ships carrying EVs, we're on the fast track to progress! And let's not forget the impending joy of permanent climate lockdowns, because nothing says "freedom" like having every aspect of our lives controlled by self-proclaimed environmental saviors!