Roll Up The Rim

This is a special song I wrote for Canada Day. In order to understand it, you have to know some facts I learned about Canada. Canadians do all their sleeping during three months out of the year, during a period called Winter Schlaff. If you stop by their homes, they may have sausage and cheese in the fridge for visitors, and they have stacks of Reese's cups for when they wake up and need the calories. Guests are welcome to glean from those as long s they don't eat them all and starve the Canadians. Also, as far-fetched as this sounds, every year, Tim Hortons holds a contest wherein people look under the rims of the coffee cups that they usually chew on to see if they have won prizes.
Happy Canada Day!