Console Cretins - 01 Rampage World Tour

The very first video of the webshow I wanted to make is here. Welcome to 'Console Cretins,' all! The time we made this, I can't remember when but a couple years ago and we just had no material at the time and that's why it was delayed so long. We tried to think of ways to be so creative that things got too much and we just shoved it aside and never continued it. We had problems and I was left on my own to figure this out. Quite frankly, I wanted to figure out how to be different from a lot of youtubers in video gaming. I wanted to try an actual review like AVGN but I couldn't handle so much work. I didn't have any ideas how to make my videos creative and funny because I'm not that funny. Only by accident and even then, I can suck at it.

Still, I thought of easier methods to do my videos and it just took me years and years what I want to do and how to do it. I figured I'd do what I used to do when I was little; record myself as I play games and react to them and that's what this first video is; an experiment, a pilot, our first test of Console Cretins. And I hope y'all enjoy this first take of our playthrough of Rampage World Tour on the Nintendo 64 where we used to play it lots of times when we were kids. Now its gotten to be a different feel where we criticize games for a lot of selfish reasons. But at the same time, having fun and nostalgic over it, we liked being assholes to each other; hence why we behaved like cretins. As for consoles... you'll see way later. Just take my word that we love playing on consoles.

I intend to get my youtube channel started and I finally got my first video out. Its not that the editing took long, I just had so many detours and technical issues. Now I think I can finally get the ball rolling and keep going. I have a lot of work to do. And hey, who knows? Maybe I'll be famous and popular like all the others. I have ideas for my content and I hope it appeals to everyone.

With that said, here's to my first video of 'Console Cretins.' Enjoy and please leave as much comments as you like. Even you can be cretins to us so have a ball and let's blow shit out of proportion! XD