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Webb to Porter: “That Severence Serial Killer Case Must Have Been Something Else. No. Really.”
[FOB FREEDOM, August 2, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.
Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .
One not a serious option candidate for state legislature is at least having a lot of fun “courting” on the campaign trail, with an impressive list of cases currently pending in state and federal courts, and he’s not even an attorney, like his opponent, Virginia House Majority Whip Alfonso Lopez. But, currently preparing for an upcoming pretrial conference to bring the very first grand jury investigation into some of the almost 46,000 COVID-19 infections in Alexandria, is proposing potential witnesses, which may even include the most trusted voice in pandemic, but is certain to include some local luminaries, like two distinguished graduates of the Virginia COVID-19 Response Partner VCU.
Most are familiar with the avid runner, and graduate of the Sorensen Institute who is today an executive at Amtrak, the mayor who had distinguished himself in leadership by tweeting food takeout reviews and who had apparently survived a dodge from a bullet, hosting a two thousand participant parade on the very first day an infection was reported in the Commonwealth at nearby Fort Belvoir: Justin Wilson! But the star of the upcoming pretrial conference is the man who had cracked the Severance Serial Killer Crime, after a decade and a murderous trail of three bodies, and the star contestant on Jeopardy who was prepared to “put heads to bed and punish the competition”. Alexandria’s own prosecutor who thought he was doing something right, after running unopposed for a third term: Bryan Porter!
“Well, we need to go with that Virginia Pride, and after making top ten in learning loss, down there with Oklahoma; so, I decided to put some numbers to the equation, and attempt to explain the pandemic potential of the original variant of COVID-19, which apparently our elected ‘representatives’ in Congress believe either escaped from a lab or had zoonotically evolved into a pandemic. And, personally, I can’t wait for a court in this Einstein Central location to just dismiss my silly case on the numbers. We should catapult ourselves out there to Number One,” remarked Major Mike Webb, a graduate of the most competitive private college in Virginia.
Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.
Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.
Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.
And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.
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