ag juices jalapeno to punish herself for throwing away a whole bag of expired carrots

what do i want to juice today?
extremely privileged shit right here
SPOILER: i did it...wait for it
i wanna wake the fuck up
i don't feel morally superior b/c i watched a series of videos on the internet
i don't wash my fruit or veggies cos we are of the earth
monsanto will get to us no matter what
i mention my disgust w/ the modern world often but i will never full express it to my satisfaction
actual factual baby vs. scientific "miracle" demon
the internet is a total wasteland
have yawl seen all the videos where i am doin actual stand up
i don't think that keepin people online is doin the world any good
i love me some red onions
my back is so stiff, feels like a wall
*whenever paisley hears herself meow in the video she comes over cos she recognizes it
just cos i talk a lot don't make it a podcast tho
i am not the slightest bit entertained by podcasts
i can't do shit else, yawl
they're just not used to seeing anyone (esp female) that doesn't need to be validated
i don't wanna be like that in any way
capitalism is just exploiting the worldly nature of so many people
it doesn't matter if people agree w/ you
the internet is the ultimate bubble
the internet sucks out whatever meaning was there to begin w/
i agree with me, damnit
slimy ass carrots
would you eat that, vortex
they expired almost a month ago
yet another self-fulfilling prophecy completed
imma punish myself by juicing this jalapeno w/out a tomato
nvrmind that jalapeno is actually hot