It Takes Faith to Be An Atheist - It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Faith Debate (Edit)

I'm a fool because I have more faith in the saints that wrote the Bible?

Yeah, because you just read the words of a bunch of guys that you've never met, and you've just "taken on faith", then everything they wrote was true.

Hmm, and what makes you think what your scientists are writing is any more truer than my sayings?

Because there are volumes of proven data, numbers, figures... There are fossil records.

Oh fossil records, ah! I didn't even think about the fossil records. I guess I'll concede, oh wait! One more thing before I do, Mr. Reynolds, have you seen these fossil records?

Have I, huh?

Have you poured through the data yourself, the numbers, figures?

Well no, um no.

Oh interesting, so let me get this straight Mr. Reynolds, you get your information from a book written by men you've never met and you take their words as truth based on a willingness to believe, a desire to accept, a leap of, dare I say it, faith?..

Oh come on. I don't even know how I'm supposed to respond to that. Like, oh come on. That is a false equivalency.

Just answer the question, Mr. Reynolds.

Sure, yeah, ok.

I rest my case.