Potty Preferences

Webb to Lopez: “I Can’t Believe a Vassar Graduate Would Take Crap from a Republican Governor.”

[FOB FREEDOM, July 30, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

At least by credentials, Arlington Democrats, who hold all of the strings of power, and had determined the outcome of statewide elections for over two decades, have been duped by a Republican Governor into letting him play them like a violin, flushing the futures of their children down the drain. And perhaps that is, to a mathematical certainty, the inevitable outcome of being convinced that you might actually acquire easily a Harvard Acceptance Rate Coronavirus, as, apparently, around one third of the residents of Alexandria had, according to official statistics. But one former biological warfare planner, who had been defeated during a pandemic by a high school science teacher, when the priority issue had been the safe reopening of public schools, is engaged in earnest and steadfast prayers that voters this time in Northern Virginia will look to the distant futures of their children in preferential treatment to their present desires to “use the necessity”.

“At Jesuit high schools, it had been on the required reading list to study the coming of age tale of Huck Finn, whose emancipated colored companion had a simple dream of improving his condition as a slave in Hannibal, Missouri, on a freedom raft ride down the Mississippi to Cairo, Illinois. But old Jim came late to an epiphany that he had been focused on seeing the lights and may have passed Cairo during the day, when he would not have been so readily been able to recognize the place he wanted to be. And, call it racist if you want to focus on that aspect, but Old Jim stayed on that raft, floating closer and closer to the Deep South where his strolling in high cotton would be far much worse than anything he had ever encountered had he stayed a slave in the Show Me State,” remarked Major Mike Webb, a graduate of the most competitive private college in the Commonwealth of Virginia, which has not written an acceptance letter for a graduate of Arlington Public Schools in over a decade.

And let a hint to the wise be sufficient.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.