i don't need luck, i can eat these jalapenos w/out it

this salad dressing is just amazing
i believe i showed you this salad in the last video
a good salad requires no dressing
such a messy eater i embarrass myself
sorry the words get very jumbled
been reconsidering my rhetoric
i can be a cunt on stage but i don't like it
i feel bad about it and then i remember that i'm a comedian
there's always a place for em tho
it doesn't matter what i think anyway
montrell at my window
another creme color mini cooper
i have a pretty good feeling that he will be back
this is my third time back at this place
sns is the best restaurant to work if you're crazy
women are such a headache, man
comedy allows me a way to say all the things that i think
i don't wanna sugarcoat anything
my biggest complaint about this day n age: total lack of creativity
those that are different are better than those that are funny in a pc way
i'm fine w/ degenerate crap so long as you can make it entertaining
yes these are the standards
i hope that what i have to say will take you somewhere better
i need to talk about the smartphones in a different way
those watching can pray
pretend that you believe in God and He will reveal Himself to you becuz you did the right thing