this is me explaining the joke*remember this poster

it's almost 3am and i have to work in the morning
you'll never stay up as late as me
school is essentially a prison for children
it's okay that you disagree cos i'm still right
twitter is evil, i stand by this position
i'm not gonna be a hypocrite in that specific way
everything is gay, so true!
compliments are pejoratives, pejoratives are compliments
you better call me if i ever get on twitter
smartphones are so strange
do yawl remember this poster that i showed you before
this poster got sun damaged while i was at work
this poster has been approved by God which is why it turned white
the ones that control the world worship the sun god
the most unlikely to get offended by...
my God died for me, so i highly doubt that He'd be a pussy about what His followers call "blasphemy"
my real views on women...
why do bathrooms have a guest book
yet another reason why phones piss me off
a very harsh view of society we know but we don't really want people to do all the violent things that we say
i talk very nonchalantly about fucked up shit
i'm pretty serious about my whole "luddite" lifestyle