"satire" cos the world is always on fire (really bad piano punk)

if anything happens with this...FREE RANGE AG
i ain't sucking up to anyone
every second of the day this seeps outta me
they aren't aware of much, are they
i wish i could open them up to the truth
why do they always choose hell?
matthew 7:14, scenic route every time baby
the gift is grueling, doesn't make it any less worth it
whatever confidence i have is due to pressure n time (with myself)
5 therapy sessions were effective tops
how many days did you actually do anything that was memorable
most of life is fluffity fluff *commercials
i fucking hate the television
unless they're a cop they will switch lanes
as you know we like to swerve
female...womp womp
that state trooper was hot tho *blonde, blue eyes you never forget an angel
good eye candy that i can stare at while we both get killed since females can't serve n protect that's what men are for you stupid ass country giving women rights
not a cop after all, they left
just slow down n then they will leave
i can smell the rain, one of my fave smells
we do say a lotta shit, very very true
most tv ain't that entertaining
i'm specifically talking about shitcoms, i know that some tv is very good
remember when netflix came out...i looked this up, i totally forgot that it wasn't a streaming service til 2007
unabashedly addicted to tv...binge watching entire seasons of a show
i used to be addicted to soap operas
i wasted a whole summer on days of our lives
low opinion of catholics due to this experience
i've been to latin mass, it's just not for me
thanks for the invite but no thanks
a lotta places attempted to mandate the you know what so i got involved w/ the orthodoxy and ended up loving it
lay woman's understanding of the Bible, so i figured it'd be good to get the clergy's opinion
i drink dasani cos i'm not above it
ya can't resist free dog piss
this is me, excited yawl *no affect
it was such a bad room tonight
half the room is PC, the other half is dying for anti-PC shit
i hate hate hate it when other comics do this
you're a comedian you don't have to say you're kidding, damnit
most want a companion, regardless
they're not ag over here, poor things!
the camera cut me off cos we ran outta space!
i did end up going to cafe coco and no i didn't talk about it cos i never do haha