The White House Cocaine Mystery

1 year ago
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Good news! The Secret Service has concluded their investigation into the White House cocaine incident. The bad news is, they simply gave up trying to find out of a finite universe of suspects, who brought the illegal substance into the most secure edifice on the planet. Like with the Russian collusion hoax, we will probably only find out the truth of the matter if Trump or another Republican is elected president in 2024.

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