disassociating comes naturally (esp in the bedroom) *ag standup @ holistic connection

my harr is just amazing, my friend brittany did that braid (the other one came out due to the humidity and me fucking w/ it)
what do i have to do to force myself to leave the house
it's easier to eat if i do it in front of you
salads are possible
corporate america encourages self-destruction
not a fan of freedom since i've seen what it does to my country
the salads i make are just perfect
don't feed the vultures *all the evil people on the internet
"they" love visuals do they not
this isn't even a joke/bit
most comedians have made a lotta mistakes
it's okay, Jesus died on a cross
the internet is satan's sandbox
kris is patting his pot belly
i didn't do any of my jokes in the silver tin haha