this tree branch over here is my soulmate

whiskers. meth mouth. what else
self-care is more of a feminine thing
i never wanted a mate, i already have one
not in pursuit of what i know will never satisfy me
when love is love then love isn't real
solitude is probably the best thing ever
who's smokin pot? i smell it (and it ain't me!)
if you understand the elevation aspect then it's not a problem
marijuana makes sense outta the places where i've already been
NOT A FEMINIST RANT
why i choose to be alone
technology is a replacement for the natural world
social media is for (mainly) narcissists
i think that is a pretty good metaphor
it always takes longer than we anticipate
you're allowed to do _____ and not _____
all we have left are drugs hahaha
hipster porn: nothing but the chuck taylors
"hey man, you like lou reed"
why you should avoid social media at all costs
unsolicited advice, this is my art okay
i dunno why but i love lisps so much
plenty of hetero men have the gay lisps tho
most of these delusions are due to propaganda
why i took this women's studies course
controlled anarchy is more propaganda
everyone could spend less time on their phone
alcohol allowed me to play the role of degenerate slutbag
genuine women will avoid the internet at all costs
i have been a lot better about doin comedy every week
self-fulfilling prophecies take less than a day to complete
it's fine i'm brilliant sounds a lot like a cope
self-appreciation is far better than self-deprecation
just make it about God, BOOM!