dog people vs. cat people : a deeper analysis + a special canine guest

we always wake up late haha
i really wanna officially kill this joke
a dog will always be the choice of a codependent person
ammonia makes one even crazier tho
down one cat RIP arlo
paisley keeps me in check cos she will relieve herself all over the damn house
cats are independent and also extremely self-indulgent
not dogs but dog people
a dog validates better than a man
cat people don't mind being alone or thought of as weirdos
dog people are sooooooo cocky about their dogs
i pity those dogs @ the westminster kennel club dog show
people have kids/pets for the wrong reason
if i could i would damnit
the first thing i'll do as prez of the nwo is psycho analyze everyone
a pet enables mental instability
why adopt pets you can't take care of or have kids you won't raise
i know too many people on food stamps hahaha
conservatives don't seem to spend time with people that struggle w/ $
not a female driver i don't think
never assume somebody's gender or question their autism
what's goin on he/she is asking him/herself
speaking of dogs, that was so perfect
like i said...i love the fuck outta dogs but their owners not so much
that's marisa calling me