critics & their lack of creativity + ag misquotes abe lincoln (sari, mark twain)

can't seem to refrain from telling people to kill themselves
been internalizing comments all my life actually but the restaurant work is way more street cred
those that criticize me hardly ever seem to create anything
make sumin, bitch
reacting to sumin that somebody else made is still not very much, sari
reactionary comic and reactionary american
i hope you find yer tire, person on the side of the road
wtf is that on my hat
this is just part of the art form
none of these haters are insult comics
can't just assume that you're wrong all cos you disagree with me
i can't stand fence sitting pieces a shit and i also can't stand those that make a show outta whatever they claim they believe
the general public ain't allowed to do anything but scratch the surface
i wish they'd notice bad things before it's too late
yes i yell about that
ignore that santa klaus tower
we can't accept the world that we live in so we make jokes
the little people just wanna whine about the big whigs
buy more tape amy
my patron saint mary of egypt necklace
the little people are the reason why we can't have a country
if bears repeating, mf EXACTLY.
if you hear this story from a woman or a gay man...
people embellish details so that people pay more attention
it's a borderline personality thing too
what if those two people "fighting" were actually just acting
that wasn't abe lincoln, it was mark twain