ag eats some shrimp *standup @ bobby's

i have some shrimp we're gonna pray that it's real
just look at that walk
jews aren't allowed to eat shellfish
most christians don't believe any of that shit
when you kill yourself you die
"i don't trust that"
that's marcus lustig talking about all my food
ronnit is my bff and she is obnoxious
i cry all the time which is why i do comedy
i make more mistakes cos i'm a woman
latino cook of course
i'm one of those accidents over here
what about all those other kids that weren't chosen
i'd be a real piece of shit
all women are mentally ill the good ones can admit it
let's talk not fornicate
i actually talked to that dude for awhile after this haha
i love you too, thomas
i know we're at a bar but...
the man in my head is better than a real one
well apparently mark left