"depressed" n "autistic" is a society addicted to technology *ag standup @ tk2

the g of the place thanks kelsey
i have a really hard time eating unlike everyone else in america
bugs bunny on lsd
perks of being crazy...
if you don't kill yourself you can do comedy
that's what she said, not me anymore
i never loved sex anyway
fuck acronyms they are gay as fuck
the big ballsack inside my brain
i don't have to switch genders
RBF 5000 saved my life
fuck around n find out FAFO
i think i come from the 7th circle, also known as the us of gay
i am the mushroom cap
therapy and open mic are the same
all roads lead to daddy's disappearance
every time i drop sumin or lose sumin
no FOMO but ROMO *REALITY of missing out
what am i missing out on
i don't believe in smartphones. fuck abortion.
smartphone is abortion at any age
what's the loss exactly, lemme know
stoned cold cynic but suicide doesn't really correlate w/ my Christian values
they're already dead and God knows that
left arm or right thigh...
...i just stopped giving a shit that i was suicidal (so true!)
wanting to kill yourself is legit
this does sound like poetry or sumin
black people don't have a man bun, that's a white thing
speech from arrested development
everything's degenerate now
gay sloth how bout it
homosexuals agree with me, pride is stupid
pride is a sin damnit
female driver *will not improve w/ time
i totalled two cars so the man in my head approves this msg
he loves to tell this story
tk2 is not a black mic at all
i am attracted to black guys but i am still asexual so...
did i just say bsexual...