Voting Rights on Trial

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Long COVID, Vaccine Injury, Vulcan Mind Meld, and Grief After Death of Titanic Scientists Are Some Reasons Attempting to Explain Sudden Loss of Cognitive Function of Arlington Election Officials

[FOB FREEDOM, June 23, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

Going into the weekend, just about anything could happen with the new rank choice voting in Arlington, which appears to have overwhelmed the election officials tallying the vote in an election in which turn out was as low as 17%, with about 10% of voters having already cast their ballots during the early voting period, and this confusion is why election officials are saying they will not know until after determining what happened on Tuesday amongst Democrat candidates before they can get their heads back in the game to determine if anyone else may have qualified to compete in an election in which many analysts claim is superfluous, since the Arlington Democrats hold all of the strings of power, while the Arlington GOP generally sit out the election, and concede victory to their political adversaries, causing one old curmudgeon to remind them that they are supposed to be “Republic Cans” not Republic Can’ts”.

And so it is not the outspoken supporter of Donald Trump, with a whopping 35 followers on Twitter, or the Arlington GOP candidate challenging State Senator Barbrara Favola, but some homeless, disabled veteran who at least the President has described as “passionate”, who was chasing down election officials to remind them that they are violating rights and the Voting Rights Act of 1965.

“Hey, maybe Bull Connor was far too busy to be worried about the Niggahs in his state. Maybe the slave owners were too busy to free the slaves. Maybe Adolph Hitler was too busy not to exterminate the Jews. And, apparently, in Arlington, if you are too busy then that is an excuse; so, make sure that gets out in formation at the NAACP, Massah Gunny Julius Spain,” remarked Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.

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