Petticoat Injunction

Webb to LGBT COMMUNITY: “Only a True Friend Would Tell You the Truth, and You Look Like an Intelligent Person. Nice Parasol.”

[FOB FREEDOM, June 14, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

Last evening, waiting for the midnight hour, Capitol Hill Police on duty at the nation’s highest court spotted not a UFO, or even a carriage turning back into a pumpkin. It was none other than a not a serious option, fringe independent, who, of report has floated around the periphery of northern Virginia politics for almost a decade, and about whom the words “commando”, “scorched earth” and “onslaught” come to the minds of war-hardened Arlington Democrats and analysts, who remain determined to ensure that Alfonso “Fonzie” Lopez remains unopposed, while one Alexandria Commonwealth Attorney who had run unopposed is attempting to develop a science argument regarding why he had filed a motion to dismiss a case back in January and never got around to docketing it for a hearing.

“Last Pride Month, I am proud, in my best Arlington Democrat candidate voice from 2021, to say, that we decided to double down on the Petticoat Injunction we had filed last year, and filed the fee at the Supreme Court to see if our conservative Supreme Court justices might find anything wrong with the Cities of Falls Church and Alexandria issuing a Pride Month proclamation without any authority under the city charter. After evolving science, and old Mohammed Ronald—I mean Mohammed Norman Oliver issuing that ultra vires declaration of a communicable disease of public health threat an entire month before any cases of COVID-19 had yet been reported in any ‘affected area in the Commonwealth’, which is the controlling statutory language, seeming to suggest that legal or not, they were determined to have a pandemic, for which I may have been offered a job to assist in, as a former biological warfare planner, back when I had run for my first time for Congress. And the courts have determined that it was in no way, shape or form a bribe, meriting the required whistleblower investigation. But, we extended an invitation to our loving Christian community to assist in paying the fee to get these government officials in Alexandria and Falls Church to follow their own laws, and like the doors of the church that reopened after pandemic, as we often say during the invitation to join a hotbed of infection, none have come. And so its the homeless of affluent and cosmopolitan Arlington, again, out front and on the frontlines of the fight for freedom, a veteran and veritable very spine of America, as the President said. And, Happy Fag Day, I mean Flag. What? That's cigarette in English, of merry old England. Pardon my French, Mister Sophistication,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.