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"I WENT THERE BEFORE, THAT'S HOW I LEARNED MY JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!" SAID UNCLE. NIECE REPLIED, "YEAH RIGHT, UNCLE."
UNCLE JUMPS INTO THE AIR AND THROWS HIS FOOT ABOVE HIS HEAD. HE LANDS ON THE CARPET FLOOR WITH A THUD. HE LIES UNCONSCIOUS. NIECE RUSHES TO THE PHONE, "911! MY UNCLE JUST EPIC FAILED TRYING TO DO A JUMP SPINNING 560 DEGREE ULTRA GRAND MASTER KICK!! PLEASE COME QUICK TO..."