phones+social media exacerbates FOMO+narcissism

very very sad right now
today is just one of those days...
this song does it ever time, man
awesome to not be committed all for crying
nobody has an issue w/ saline @ church
crying is like totally natural, man
they make everything natural a big-ass deal
i hate sheep so much and i wish i didn't have this level of bitterness but here it is
the road to boring
i know everything is tedious, i am the saline queen and i'm used to it
police extremely close to me right now so we must reduce our speed haha
most don't notice that i am not wearing my seatbelt
eventually the technology will be able to smell the weed
three cops omg
they know about me and my mini cooper
you gotta speed in a mini, there's just no other way, this mf goes up to 150mph
man the band is just so fucking good, i can't get over it
yawl need yer kerry harris fix, i sure as shit do
say hi to yer friendly state
i did comedy last night and it was so bad hahaha, i guess i needed to bomb in order to inspire me
eating hot chicken was the best part of that experience
ronnit swears up n down that the audience loved me cos they filmed me on their phones, i don't see this as a win becuz yawl know how much we hate technology
confusion is good esp since everything is so boring nowadays
used an egg crate in my set
i was overly confident all due to this random color-coding system that i came up with
they weren't laughing at much, even the black comics
doing your material regardless is more mature than drawing attention to the audience not getting it
they did get that one thing cos i'm the only one that can say that one thing for whatever reason (fomo)
due to my lack of FOMO i don't care about...
FOMO really does control quite a bit
i do find most of society to be rather pathetic
don't make this about you, you narcissist
"i only drink on the weekends"
"i only have this phone cos i have to have it"
pure empathy allows me to understand why bill gates does everything that he does