...and i didn't even drink the orange juice *ag standup @ holistic connection

could i be boring for real tho
good women stay pregnant
we are an experience
smell the M.S.G. and be reminded why i do comedy
nothing makes me vomit more than...
God never screws up, side rant
if you're not gonna die on a cross, then scram
satan follows me around quite often
a very big step sleeping in a bed
i probably do this cos i was an orphan
cut-offs in drivethrus plz
american freedom: setting oneself on fire
porn-hub cuts yer dick off
as a woman i'm supposed to be codependent
it's good to leave on that one
always clean up my mess
he said CHILD hahaha pro life and he doesn't even know it
she can't give it away, she is too attached now
i picked up up that bear @ a thrift store
kris is very very high