i don't even like my flip phone, yawl

not sucked into the vortex ie internet
my parents ain't old enough to qualify for a retirement home but they insisted
it's kinda amazing that i can live alone
the reason for life alert
i think all boomers are control freaks
i cried when my mom told me that they got rid of their house phone
why don't you know your own phone no.
society has to project
why would you trust anyone that trusts a shrink
don't worry i remembered to take home the pickle bucket
no mfing doubt they have a smart phone in their car haha
my harr looks really good like this
arlo is always w/ me
that dude that you see over there...
yeah i shouldn't have smiled at him, my fault
okay so that van stayed parked next to my car for like 5 hours, super creepy