Mere Allegations

Webb to Arlington NAACP: “Pop Quiz, Hot SHOT, in My Best Dennis Hopper in Speed Voice.”

[FOB FREEDOM, June 2, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

At least according to the Supreme Court, the highest court in the land, the federal racketeering provisions should not be limited to mobsters, but, according to the Southern District of New York, these provisions may be akin to a thermonuclear device in the hands of plaintiffs, causing defendants to be stigmatized unfairly, and should be stomped out at the earliest stages of litigation, placing the federal courts at odds against plaintiffs bringing these actions, which include allegations of crimes that, for whatever reason, may not have yet been prosecuted by law enforcement. Does that sound like an uphill battle?

Well, according to the Southern District of New York, and cool it with the mob connections, 90% of these cases find plaintiffs nuking themselves, but, a review of cases finds attorneys appearing to throw the case, attempting to do things like pleading fraud without particularity, a lesson learned in the first year of law school. Yet, in normal litigation, all allegations are generally accepted as true, at the initial stages of litigation, and will, or at least should, survive a motion to dismiss, as long as they are facially plausible, and for an unrepresented litigant, according to the Supreme Court, no case should be summarily be dismissed if the court can find some cognizable claim under law, to protect that litigant’s rights to a day in court, but in a case now before the federal judiciary in DC, involving the progressive Arlington Democrats, the federal racketeering statute collides with the Voting Rights Act, and one jurist has decided that protecting fellow Democrats, even if committing felonious crimes, supersedes even the rights of unrepresented litigants, and one former childhood protege of a mob attorney, and civil rights and criminal defense attorney has an opportunity again to demonstrate why the President described him as “passionate”, while the U.S. Attorney General described him as a “litigation hobbyist”.

Intriguingly, although Major Mike Webb ran as a Republican in the contentious election of 2016, and had been present, boots on ground, eyes on the objective, during the alleged insurrection, the Arlington GOP has made it clear that even in this contest against Arlington Democrats they shall be exercising social distancing, as they had begun doing as soon as Webb, described by the local press as an “unabashed conservative”, in his first run for Congress, nor have they presented any candidates to challenge Arlington Democrats on the ballot in November, standing down, and conceding defeat. But far more intriguing is the fact that neither has the Arlington NAACP, former Lieutenant Governor Justin Fairfax, the NOVA Urban League, the Virginia ACLU or any social justice ministry or voting rights advocacy group engaged in this litigation in which a hair-trigger provision with an extraordinary remedy, the equivalent of a civil RICO action, truly gives the power to the people, enabling them to bring down the power of the federal government, appointing election observers, upon the mere allegations of violations of the 14th or 15th Amendment.

“To the extent that applicability and reproducibility are the hallmarks of science, and to the extent that the words of my pandemic pen pal, George Gao, regarding science being rooted in probabilities, holds true, I did not expect any so-called voting rights groups to engage in this matter, not even attorneys at Perkins Coie, the criminal defense attorneys of Tim Kaine, and where I had actually been told they had found paralegals more qualified than I in election law. Did you see any social justice ministers raising all unholy Hell when the state and federal courts in Alexandria rolled back a provision of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 that had been recognized by the Warren Court, during the integration of lunch counters in Atlanta. Honestly, I cannot comprehend their animus for Donald Trump, when they roll back their own civil rights voluntarily. I got my Dead Niggah Preacher Case at the Virginia Supreme Court, and when you try to get a grand jury investigation regarding the suspicious deaths of 31 Niggah preachers, you can call it whatever in Hell you want, but let’s say these are my preferred personal pronouns, and leave it at that. Let a Niggah die and not call it suspicious, in my dictionary that is the very definition of a Niggah, especially if Jimmy, crack corn and I don’t care is their mentality, empirically, and I don’t just follow the science, I actually read it,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.