What is the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time? #virgin #virginity

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What is the WORST advice you can give a virgin for their first time?
Poking holes in condom will give you some breathing room.
Leave the TV on, set it to something interesting, and pay attention to it during sex.
It can only go in soft so if you have a boner you have to wait for it to go away before trying to get it in.
Remember to cry throughout. It’s where the moist comes from.
Don't bother with a condom; you can't get pregnant the first time anyway.
Women automatically orgasm when the man nuts so there’s no need to do anything else to help her get off.
Make sure to bite the ballsEdit: whoa, thanks for the first gold!
At the end of sex, you have to give your partner $200 and say thanks.
Boppit is a sex education toy
Foreplay? More like BOREplay. Dont bother.
When you want the girl to cum, just scream directly into the vagina.
Women love it when you vigorously finger their belly button.
Make sure you bring up the topic of other woman (ex's or otherwise) during the act. Girls love that.
Put your balls in
Button mash the clit like you're playing Mortal Kombat.
Whatever girls seem to like in porn, they'll LOVE in real life!
Stick it in her butt without warning. All girls' G-spots are located in their rectum
Scream I’m sorry the whole time
Sex looks and sounds exactly like porn so try to do it the same way
The clitoris is a myth. Don’t waste time looking for it
If she doesn't feel wet enough, you're not fingering her hard enough.
When giving a hand job, grip tightly with both hands and twist in opposite directions rapidly.You know you're doing it right when you hear screaming
An oft overlooked erogenous zone is the nose. Before the main event, spend 15-20 minutes on a nasal massage. Make a loud honking noise when pinching the bulb of the nose for a truly erotic experience.
Your partner loves it when you get off first and fall asleep. This applies to any sex.
When getting a bj, tell her just right before you cum that you're about to cum. So she takes it out of her mouth but doesn't have time to get out of the way and gets it all over her face and In the hair.Absolutely didn't happen to me at any point of my life, I promise.
Skip the foreplay because it’ll just confuse you