Fuzzy Lawn Mowers 🪿
Did you know that geese are nature's organic grass-fed self-propelled lawn mowers? They are an eco-friendly way to keep your grass neatly trimmed without any greenhouse gas emissions. Simply install a gaggle of geese on your property and they will quickly devour every stray blade of grass, dandelion, and weed. The only exhaust they produce is a steady stream of little green pellets that make excellent fertilizer.
Geese come with built-in alarm systems to deter any predators trying to interfere with their grass removal operations. Their loud honking and aggressive hissing ensures no stray dogs, foxes or neighborhood cats will try to disrupt them at work. They are self-sufficient, requiring only a source of fresh water and the occasional handful of corn to keep them happily trimming and fertilizing for hours at a time.
The only downside is that geese are not very open to human supervision or direction. Attempts to herd them to certain parts of the lawn or speed up their mowing schedule are met with indifference or open hostility. They follow their own internal grass-eating clock and agenda. But with patience and understanding, one can develop an appreciation for these organic free-range lawn mowers and the quality of work they do, at their own pace and in their own way. Just sit back, enjoy a cool drink, and listen to the soothing sounds of geese honking contentedly while they work. Your lawn has never looked more perfectly manicured!
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