here's my mitch hedberg tribute joke about *formerly burlington coat factory

remember the theme song for burlington coat factory
stupid n cheesy ass joke but funny considering the theme song
this really is a sign of the times
burlington clock factory
brandon jarell does look like a gay hairdresser
coats used to be the whole point of the store and now...
imma repeat myself too damnit
mini van plebian sheep life looks real sweet every once in awhile
i'll never have that shit, i've known that since i was six
that last part was really cool