HOGWARTS LEGACY | Pt.2: The Sorting Ceremony! The Big Decision! Meeting the Gang! (PS5 Gameplay HD)

TONIGHT... After their harrowing adventure in Part 1, our hero- me!- and my homie Professor Fig arrive at Hogwarts just in time for... The Sorting Ceremony! That most crucial decision which will determine the future of the future, wherein I shall don The Sorting Hat, a sentient and seemingly self-aware article of clothing which can read the mind of anyone who wears it, and then telepathically communicate with them in an extremely invasive sort of ‘interview’ wherein it uses your personal information it gains from reading your mind and attempts to perform an amateur psychological evaluation to determine which dorm room you should stay in at school.

Which do sound kinda messed up when you put it like that, but.. yeah... moving on...

The Sorting Hat will determine which of the 4 Great Houses of Hogwarts I am destined to grace with my presence:

Gryffindor, The Lion House! Brave, bold, bombastic! (The House of Protagonists)

Ravenclaw, The Eagle House! Smart, sophisticated, stuck-up! (The House of NERDS)

Slytherin up outta nowhere! House of the Snake! Ambitious, antagonistic, ambiguous! (The House of Bad Guys, but not always and they’re kinda low key Based)

Hufflepuff.

And when I say ‘4 Great Houses’, I mean ‘3 Tolerable Houses, and 1 vile, disgusting den of scum and villainy filled with degenerates, the likes of which should’ve been purged from Hogwarts- and, indeed, the world- centuries ago for the crime of their existence’, and if I have anything to say about it, their wretched kind will not be permitted to continue to sully the Earth with their presence for much longer.

Obviously, it’s Hufflepuff.

And on that note.

Let’s do this: TONIGHT... on “Kyle Plays the Video Games!”

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NOTE: I actually recorded this like 2 or 3 months ago at the same time i did the first part and uploaded it right after and then promptly forgot about it. I just remembered it’s just sitting here, so i figure might as well just go ahead and share it even though I’m like a million years behind everyone else for anyone who might be interested. Its not particularly exciting even by my standards- I’m basically still in the beginning- i haven’t seen or played any farther. This just the sorting ceremony thing and meeting the side characters and intro stuff.

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Just an fyi for the very few it may concern, things have been kind of hectic lately and uh... man ima just keep it 100- past 2 or 3 weeks have been kinda shi tbh. Long story. Just a bunch of stuff all one after another. Basically it all started with one minor situation that I dealt with, but while investigating the source of said situation. I discovered that apparently the jerks that built my damn house aren't very good at building houses- or they're just asholes- and at one point they were like "eh, that's good enough". Turns out, no, it wasn't. And now it's become kind of a problem, and that's how that minor situation happened, which, while not ideal, alerted me to the problem, which if not fixed, would become an even bigger problem which would result in additional, even less ideal, situations in the probably near future. So that was a problem. And someone had to find a way to fix it. And for 'reasons', that someone was me. As fixing shi isn't my specialty, there were complications. I had to basically move half the ish in the house into the other half of the house to clear the space I needed to work, but it turns out that wasn't quite the right space, so then I had to take all the half the ish i had just moved to the other half the house and un-move it back to where it started, so I could then re-move all the ish to slightly different locations. Also at some point I strained a tendon and had to do alot of this with basically one arm. So yeah. But then something else came up and I had to deal with that, and then another something else, and on and on... so yeah, I’ve been running around pretty much nonstop dealing with shi and i'm about tapped out. I managed to get the problem mostly under control sort of temporarily at least, which bought me some time to slow down a bit before i literally exploded, which is nice, because exploding is rarely, if ever, desirable or helpful to anyone. So there's that. But there's still a few things i need to finish- sooner the better. So yeah. Bit hectic. I haven’t been able to check my messages or anything for a while, so if anyone sent me something and i haven’t responded or I haven’t been around or whatever, that’s what’s up. Lot of shi. The Kyle train is running low on... train.. gas... something. Right. But no one panic. We got this. Power of friendship. All will be well. Believe it. Feiten. No one panox. I'm a superhero. I’ll sort this out then I'll be back and it'll be goody and I'll finally start my magical WIZARD adventure proper and it’ll be good times and everything be fine. I never go back on a promise. Believe it.