Funny birthday

"Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number! Just kidding, you're only as old as you feel. And if you feel as young as you look, then you must be ancient! Have a fantastic day filled with laughter and lots of cake. May all your candles be too many to count, but not enough to set off the fire alarm. Cheers to another year of fabulousness!"