California Fleein'

What do 4 handsome guys gotta do to flee California? In this parody of The Beach Boys' "California Dreamin'" - itself a totally tubular cover of The Mamas & the Papas - the Bee Boys sing of Cali's legendary brown streets, iconic muggings, and world-famous traffic.

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Lyrics:
All the streets are brown
And the teachers gay
I went for a walk
Got mugged along the way
I’d be safe from harm
If I moved from L.A.
California fleein’
I gotta get away
Stopped into a woke church
With Rainbow flags displayed
When I pulled out my KJV (with Hebrew and Greek)
The pastor burst into flames (Pastor was aflame)
I know Montana can be cold
And Florida’s out of the way
But still I’m California fleein’
Just gotta get away
All the lights are down
The power’s out for days
Now I have to walk
Can’t charge my Tesla today (Got no electricitay)
The taxes are so high (They be takin all my money)
And the traffics a pain (I’ve been on the 405 for half of the day)
California fleein'