Chief Now Running for President, with AOC as VP, Seeks Transition, Image Upgrade

1 year ago

The Bureau Chief wishes to be top notch for his Presidential run, and seeks an image upgrade, a transition, from disposable vinyl glove to a more durable green rubber dishwashing glove, a more "presidential" and sexier puppet to attract the masses of voters and garner media attention, to push forth his valuable message.

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