Boneheaded Appetite: Let Us Prey!

Preying in Pandemic, Hypocritical Christian and Litigation Hobbyist Offers Thought for Foods of Coronavirus

[FOB FREEDOM, May 13, 2023] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Reporting live from the world’s newest banana republic, . . .

For avid fans of pandemic, multimillionaire Steve Hirsch is taking a break to concentrate on fundraising, with a goal to collect at least a half million dollars to keep his broadcast going, but, in affluent Arlington, when you are the recipient of a letter from the Congregation from the Causes of Saints, even the courts, which traditionally eschew speculation, are willing to acknowledge realized capital gains on heavenly treasures, an argument apparently being prepared to be made by several historically Black Protestant denomination churches to the Fourth Circuit, defending against allegations of violations of the FACE Act for their vaccines only policy for in-person worship. But, in other news, according to the Merit System Protections Board (MSPB), when one pesky independent, and former biological warfare planner, had been offered a position, filling a Top Secret billet, at the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), it was a job that thousands would have accepted, and not sued the government, but all empirical evidence presented to courts suggests that the Intelligence Community, still divided on the origins of a novel coronavirus that has claimed the lives of 1.1 million Americans, and approaching seven million worldwide—more than the Holocaust, in half the time—had only offered the position of procurement analyst to three lucky contestants, and one took another spy job, while one, who wound up with international notoriety as the number two internet fail politician in the world, sandwiched between to former members of British Parliament, was a not a serious option, fringe independent running for Congress, spawning stolen valor blogs and attracting an army of social media trolls in quid pro quo exchange. According one anonymous internet troll, who owns a tax exempted property in Arlington near the gol course, still has a AOL account, and has a super user account on Facebook that permitted him to inbox others, while blocking their reply, had suggested that the most junior commissioned officer to have ever served as the operations officer for all U.S. Army strategic counterintelligence had exaggerated his resume, apparently with sufficient skill to dupe American intelligence, which missed some hot air balloons, taking surveillance photos of sensitive areas, and an enlisted member of the Massachusetts National Guard who walked out his unit with classified information to share with his chat group on social media, but, at least according to the Department of Defense (DoD), they have no evidence that he had ever applied. Sound suspect? Not yet to any court that has examined the matter, now at the Supreme Court, and awaiting a determination from MSPB as to whether a whistleblower investigation is even required.

But now, “Lieutenant Nukes”, who was the first in history to ever request tactical nukes during the capstone exercise, ENDEX Kobayashi Maru Simulation, is doing his When Harry Met Sally “I’ll show you a dark side”, presenting a disturbingly accurate Darwinian analysis of the pandemic from the satellite picture perspective, looking down, rather than the boots on ground, eyes on the immediate objective view of the longest respiratory tract infection pandemic, from the eyes of a predator seeking its prey, which provides a slightly different perspective regarding a novel coronavirus that noted evolutionary biologists have recently suggested had emerged from raccoon dogs, masked members of the fox family, who hibernate in November and December, when the lethal pathogen has been suggested had naturally spilled over to humans at only one of three wet markets in Wuhan, raising questions as to what happened at that hospital in November 2019, where some have suggested the pandemic began.

“Hey. Maybe, unlike the bat that was supposed to have defied its nocturnal nature and hit the wet market for lunch, an orderly got hungry, was exposed to 100,000 to ten million particles and carried it back to work, where he had extended, intimate contact with the patients. It did happen in Provincetown, and ask Not Afraid to Burn in Hell Don Beyer, Jr. how passionate some people are about pursuing their sexual freedoms without consequences,” laughed Major Mike Webb.

Introducing his Humane Cosmetics Act, Beyer had even resorted to impressing voters with his favorite moral philosopher, infanticide advocate, and Princeton University professor Peter Singer, saying that how a society treats its most vulnerable creatures spoke volumes about that society, but not even the man who had admitted weeping when he had read about the extinction of some wolves, nor the lifelong environmentalist who had joined Beyer and others at the mosque most associated with the planning of the 9/11 attacks, immediately after the terror attacks in San Bernadino, Alfonso Lopez, rose to defend the raccoon dogs, when they had been accused of causing a pandemic, in their sleep. Oddly, nor did any government scientist in Arlington, the community with the most government scientists, ranked 14th for holders of graduate degrees, dare to question the conclusions endorsed by the most trusted voice in pandemic, Anthony Fauci, M.D. And, so, now, Webb takes a look at the exotic ethnic cuisine that this foodie coronavirus has enjoyed, unchecked, for three years, as, perhaps, a biological warfare planner might.

“What? I got no Vulcan feelings. Still consider this: We have 10.6 million users in the VA Healthcare System, which, compared to 49% in the general population, is 85% male, and males, except in India, for unknown reasons, replication and reproducibility being the hallmarks of science notwithstanding, experienced worse outcomes. This weighted average fed the high number of adverse outcomes amongst VA users, which yet, despite scoring high above the norm on excess deaths before pandemic, fell in line with the national norm, 26% higher. However, along comes COVID-19, they are in panic mode before anyone had died yet on January 4, 2020, and closing the doors to visitors, locking down the day before the pandemic, when they claim not even CDC was taking the pandemic seriously, assigning a low risk, like we had when Doc Northam began locking down a state of 8.4 million, over 45 cases and one death, but not only were they only one of two places where we had nosocomial outbreaks in America, apparently we had a stealth coronavirus that was able to find the soul food facilities and start munching on watermelon and fried chicken in a pandemic, only going to the hood facilities. It’s a collard green and cornbread snatching coronavirus,” laughed Webb.

Webb notes, however, that the color did, somehow, come off in the sheets, because amongst White veterans, bedding down with Negroes, who managed somehow to survive veterans medicine in pandemic, later found themselves far more prone to cardiac failure, taking them off the rolls of an official COVID-19 death, which that procurement analyst suggest may say something not only about the coding of the virus, but also the effects of any toxins and/or dioxins associated with its deployment.

Note: grandiosity is a classic sign of bipolar disorder, and we don't want to hurt his feelings lest he go to “that place”, so familiar to Arlington Public School Board Member, Latina Cristina Torres-Diaz.

Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim-cherry. A pandemic agent as lucky can be. Chim-chimera. Chim-chimera. Chim-chim--achoo. The luck'll rub off when I bump fists with you. Or blow me a kiss, and catch COVID-2.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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